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Simply amazing.

Creams within

Now where did I leave my bra??

Ah, yes...in the middle of Sansome Street.

Bra

Not quite as incognito as he'd hoped.

Looks like someone borrowed their wife's umbrella this morning.

Umbrella ella ella

Breakup message

We're officially broken up.  That means no more in/out privileges.  (On a side note, I love the spelling.)

No more privileges

Proud to be a Milwaukeean

Mmm, Schlitz and PBR

Honesty is refreshing...

Dear Toyota Corolla owner in Cow Hollow with license plate "CPTN DB",

Thank you kindly for warning me of your Captain Douchebag status by saying so on your license plate.  I will steer clear of you and your car in the future.

Regards,

Heather

 

Cptn db

Great advertising campaign.

Kentucky Fried Chicken - Helping twelve year olds get laid since 1952.

KFC

Jealous?

I bet you wish that YOUR raccoon had laserbeam eyes...mine* does!

Raccoon

*Not actually my racoon.

Now THIS is a party bus...

Party bus

Pot Pie.

Excuse me sir...could I please order the Chicken Pot Pie As Big As My Head?  Thanks...

 

Pot pie