Ah, yes...in the middle of Sansome Street.
Looks like someone borrowed their wife's umbrella this morning.
We're officially broken up. That means no more in/out privileges. (On a side note, I love the spelling.)
Dear Toyota Corolla owner in Cow Hollow with license plate "CPTN DB",
Thank you kindly for warning me of your Captain Douchebag status by saying so on your license plate. I will steer clear of you and your car in the future.
Regards,
Heather
Kentucky Fried Chicken - Helping twelve year olds get laid since 1952.
I bet you wish that YOUR raccoon had laserbeam eyes...mine* does!
*Not actually my racoon.
Excuse me sir...could I please order the Chicken Pot Pie As Big As My Head? Thanks...